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- 英文小故事 50个字左右
- 简单英语小故事
- 英语小故事左右
英文小故事 50个字左右
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That’s too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, “What happened?“
“A kid bit me,“ replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you saw him again?“ asked his mother.
“I’d know him any where,“ said Ivan. “I have his ear in my pocket.“
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?“
“I gave it to a poor old woman,“ he answered.
“You’re a good boy,“ said the mother proudly. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?“
“She is the one who sells the candy.“
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, “What’s the meaning of the word ’Drunk’, dad?“ “Well, my son,“ his father replied, “look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.“
“But, dad,“ the boy said, “ there’s only ONE policeman!“
醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest’s plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: “You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?“ “In the rat-trap, sir,“ replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上,先生。”那小男孩说。
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, “Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) “ 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: “God, what is a million dollars to you?“ and God says: “A penny“, then the man says: “God, what is a million years to you?“ and God says: “a second“, then the man says: “God, can I have a penny?“ and God says “In a second“
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:“主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?“上帝回答:“一便士.“男子又问:“且话偻蚰昴?“上帝说:“一秒钟.“最后男子请求道:“上帝,我能得到一便士吗?“上帝回答:“过一秒钟.“
1,Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
老师:请说说看。
学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
2. The Fish Net
“Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?“
“A lot of little holes tied together with strings.“ replied the little girl.
鱼网
“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?“ 老师发问道。
“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。“ 小女孩回答道。
3. The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
“George, how did you like your new teacher?“ asked his mother.
“I didn\’t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....“
新老师
9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。
“乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?“ 妈妈问。
“妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。“
4. A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick\’s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。
这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。
Jim’s History Examination
Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn’t his fault. They asked him
things that happened before the poor boy was born.
吉姆的历史考试
舅舅:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
母亲:唉,糟透了。可话又说回来,这也不能怪他。嗨,他们尽问一些这个
可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
回答者: 可爱乖宁宁 - 四级 2010-3-9 21:17
Magic change
神奇变化
Gaga is a little duck. He is small, dirty and ugly. His friends don’t like to play with him.
One day, Gaga walked behind his friends quietly(静悄悄地).But his friends did not want him. Gaga was very sad and ran to the river and cried loudly(大声地)。
Just then, a big beautiful bird heard(听见)him crying and flew down(飞下来,落下来). She said, “Please don’t cry. Tell me, what do you want? I can help you.”
Gaga told the truth(真相). The beautiful bird said, “OK, I can help you to become a good-looking duck.” Then she took out a blanket and put it on the duck’s body. She said something which the little duck didn’t understand. Then she took away the blanket. There stood (站立)a good-looking duck.
Gaga was very happy. He thanked the big bird and quickly went to play with his friends
简单英语小故事
简单英语小故事50字
阅读使人完美,思考使人深刻,交谈使人清晰。下面是我整理的50字左右的英语小故事,欢迎阅读!
自私的巨人
Every afternoon, as they were coming from school, the children used to go and play in the Giant’s garden.
每天下午,孩子们放学回来,总会去巨人的花园里玩耍。
It was a large lovely garden, with soft green grass. Here and there over the grass stood beautiful flowers like stars, and there were twelve peach-trees that in the spring-time broke out into delicate blossoms of pink and pearl, and in the autumn bore rich fruit. The birds sat on the trees and sang so sweetly that the children used to stop their games in order to listen to them. “How happy we are here!“ they cried to each other.
这是一个可爱的大花园,长满了柔嫩的青草。草丛间到处盛开着美丽的鲜花,如繁星点点。花园里还有十二棵桃树,每到春天,粉红色和珍珠色的花朵姣美诱人,到了秋天树上果实累累。鸟儿栖息在枝头动听地唱着,孩子们都禁不住停止游戏,细心聆听。“我们在这儿多么快乐!”他们互相欢叫。
One day the Giant came back. 1-1e had been to visit his friend the Cornish ogre, and had stayed with him for seven years. After the seven years were over he had said all that he had to say, for his conversation was limited, and he determined to return to his own castle.When he arrived he saw the children playing in the garden.
有一天巨人回来了。他去拜访康沃尔的怪物朋友,和他一起住了七年。七年结束了,巨人说完了想说的话,因为他的话总有个尽头,他决定回到自己的城堡。当他到家的时候,看见孩子们正在花园里玩耍。
“What are you doing here?“ he cried in a very gruff voice, and the children ran away.
“你们在这儿做什么‘!”他非常粗暴地喊道,孩子们跑开了。
“My own garden is my own garden,“ said the Giant; “any one can understand that, and I will allow nobody to play in it but myself.“ So he built a high wall all round it, and put up a notice-board.
“我自己的花园就是我自己的,”巨人说道,“随便什么人都明白。除了我以外,我不允许任何人在花园里玩。”于是他在花园的四周砌起了高高的围墙,支起一块告示牌。
我与河马
A hippo lives in the zoo. I like him very much. I often go to see him. He often thinks of me, too. Today is Sunday. It is fine day. I go to see him again. After I leave the zoo, he follows me to my house. I give him lettuce, cabbages, bananas, apples and other food. He eats them up. When I sing songs, he stays in the pool. He is as quite as a rabbit.
In the evening, he jumps onto my bed with me. My mum tells him to go home. He has to pack his bag and go back to the zoo. My mum lets me see him every week.
河马住在动物园里,我很喜欢他。他经常去看它,他也经常想我。
今天是星期日,是个好天气,我又一次去看望它。在我离开动物园之后,他跟随到我的家。我给他莴苣、生菜、香蕉、苹果和其他食物。他都吃了。
当我唱歌是,它待在水池里,像兔子一样安静。
晚上,他跳到床上同我睡觉在一起睡。
妈妈要它回家。它不得不背起包回到动物园。妈妈允许我每周去看它。
聪明的机器人
Look, this robot carries boxes to build blocks! The new smart robot, Sorry, is 60 centimeters high. It weighs 7.5 kilogram. It has a camera “eye” on its head. It can recognize colors and human faces.
瞧!这个机器人在搬盒子搭积木呢?索尼公司新设计的这个聪明的机器人有60里面7.5千克重。它额头上有一只相机“眼睛”,能够辨认颜色和人脸。
新疆的葡萄
A lot of grapevines are growing in Xinjiang. Almost all the people in China love the grapes of Xinjiang.
新疆有许多葡萄,几乎所有中国人都喜欢新疆的葡萄。
Grapevines are planted in the terraces on the hillside. Crowded branches with thick leaves stretch in all directions, and form green shelters where you can avoid the heat of the sunshine. When autumn comes, clusters of grapes are hanging under the shelters. xiaogushi8.com They are very beautiful with different colors of red, white, purple, dark red and light green. If you come to Xinjiang at this time, you’ll be warmly welcomed by the people there, and they would pick up the sweetest grapes and let you eat enough.
葡萄藤一般种在山坡梯田里。繁茂的.藤带着厚厚的叶子向四周伸展,形成了绿色的凉棚,在凉棚下你可以躲避太阳光的酷热。秋天,一串串葡萄挂在凉棚厦门,非常漂亮,有红色,白色, 紫色,黑红色和浅绿色等不同的颜色。如果你这时候来新疆,会受到那里的人们的热情欢迎,他们会摘下嘴甜的葡萄,让你吃个够。
Some of the ripe grapes will be sent to the markets in the cities, and some will be sent into a certain kind of houses where the grapes will be made into raisins, and then they will be easily kept and carried to all over the world.
有些成熟的葡萄被运到城市的集市上,有些被运到特定的房子里,在那里被制成葡萄干,这样它们很容易保存,并被销往世界各地。
;英语小故事左右
英语小故事50字左右
有些英语故事很短,但是很有趣,大家可以读一读。下面是我整理的英语小故事,希望能帮到大家!
结婚很花钱吗
A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”
有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩,对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人,然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸:「爸爸,结婚很花钱吗?」爸爸说:「是啊,儿子,非常花钱。」儿子又问:「要花多少钱呢?」爸爸说:「我不知道,儿子,我到现在还一直在付钱啊!」
牧童和狼
A Shepherd-boy, who tended his flock not far from a village, used to amuse himself at times in crying out“wolf !wolf!“Twice or thrice his trick succeeded .The whole village came running out to his assistance when all the return they got was to be laughed at for their pains .At last one day the wolf came indeed .The boy cried out in earnest. But his neighbors, supposing him to be at his old sport, paid no heed to his cries, and the wolf devoured the sheep. So the boy learned, when it was too late, that liars are not believed even when they tell the truth.
一个放羊的孩子在离村子不远的地方放羊。他为了开心寻乐常喊:“狼来了!狼来了!“他的恶作剧有两三次达到了目的。全村的人都跑来帮忙,而他们所得到的回报却是一顿嘲笑,白费了心力。最后,有一天狼真的来了。这个孩子认真地大喊起来。但是他的邻人们却以为他又在耍把戏,谁都不理会他的喊叫,于是狼把羊吃了。因此这牧童得到了教训:爱说谎的’人,甚至在他说真话的时候,也没人相信他,但是他知道得太晚了。
BUYING A HAT
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: “An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!“ To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: “I don’t want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!“
买帽子
一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔,用了很长时间才选好了一顶。已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意,便恭维她:“你做了极好的选择,夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!“但令他沮丧的是,这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说:“我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!
老板最大
There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000.
The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.”
The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.”
So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?”
The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.”
Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?”
The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him „The Boss.”
有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉,其中一只卖五千元,另一只卖一万元,还有一只卖三万元。
顾客问老板:「为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!」
老板说:「因为我有训练他讲话。」
顾客又问:「那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」
老板说:「他除了会说话之外,还会表演一些有趣的动作,好比说跳舞等等,所以才卖这么贵。」
顾客接着又问:「那第三只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」
老板说:「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌,也没看过他跳舞,什么都没有!不过另外两只叫他:『老板!』
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